It all started with an orange ant, bothering a young girl. Try to follow along. This story needed to be told... (This story was made by a friend and I. I give her credit secretly).

Muriel-
So there was this ant yesterday.
I squished it, and it layed there for a minute. I looked down, and it was gone.
About 5 minutes later, it was walking around. I squished it again. I looked back down, and it was gone.
Then I saw it again. I squished it, but I watched it this time. Then it got up. I finally squished it, but I left something on top of it. It's dead now.
It was orange, and pretty big.
But, it went on to a better life.

Benji-
What if it was having a really awesome life here? What if it had a family?

Muriel-
Well, it can get a new family.

Benji-
What if it had a baby, and was its only remain family... What if the baby has to become an ant prostitute for money and food now?

Muriel-
I'm sure it will find itself a nice pimp ant to support it.

Benji-
AH!
That's not cool
Pimps are never nice...
And it has to sell its ant body, I'm sure its gonna become addicted to drugs.

Muriel-
Or maybe it will just become a bum.

Benji-
What?! That's still horrible, now its gonna get inside someone's house looking for food and get squished!

Muriel-
Just like its father.

Benji-
Its father wasn't a bum! It was just struggling to support its child the best way possible.

Muriel-
By working 3 jobs and selling drugs on the side.

Benji-
He wasn't selling drugs and no he only worked one job full time and a part time one a couple days a week, so he could be with his baby to raise it right...
Who will raise the baby now!!

Muriel-
The ant family that lives next door.

Benji-
They moved! They heard that ants were being squished left and right, they had to take care of themselves so they moved to a better side of town.

Muriel-
Well, the little ant baby will mooch off of other insects, until they kick him out and he gets run out of town.

Benji-
They would eat it.
And I think it's a she.
There aren't a million male prostitutes.

Muriel-
Oh, right, she. Well, looks like her life has been ruined. Unless, she fends for herself, gets a good education, and grows up to be the first ant president.

Benji-
She is like 2.
How does a 2 year old fend for her self?
She'll be pimped out for sure!

Muriel-
Looks like that's her only choice.

Benji-
Your horrible!
You didnt have to kill the dad...
Sad.

Muriel-
Well, if I knew he had a kid, and he was the baby's only living relative, I would have spared his life. But no, he didn't plead his case very well, so it was the death penilty for him.
He had a record of breaking and entering, and robbery. And he didn't have a good lawyer, and the prosecuter did their job very well. Who was I supposed to side with?

Benji-
The little man! You should have know he was looking out for someone. His past was never a shady one. And comparitivly to most other ants he stuck to spilled food and garbage most of his life. He just happened to get caught more than others... There's power in numbers and the poor guy was just alone.

Muriel-
Well, there are other ways to getting food and a home and stuff. Let's see: homeless shelters, begging, "will work for food" signs, friends and family, a good paying job, being in the mob, being a spy, becoming a profesional robber, or getting rid of the kid so she could have a better life and so he could worry about himself and know she was in a good home.

Benji-
Have you ever been to the ant community in his area? There's no help and there's no getting out... And how could he ever give up his child? After his wife was caught on fire from a kid with a magnifing glass, she was all he had!

Muriel-
Actually, I have talked to a social worker who went there once. She told me it wasn't the safest place... what have I done?!

Benji-
You see I was trying to tell you!

Muriel-
His paperwork did say he had a long lost cousin twice removed. If only he knew there was still hope.

Benji-
He's been to jail...turns out he is a sex offender

Muriel-
But the cousin did have a son.

Benji-
Not one that is mentally capable of handling a child... He was abused as a child see... and well things didn't work too well for him, now he is an alcoholic and druggy.

Muriel-
Who has prostitutes as friends.

Benji-
See no place for a child.

Muriel-
Well, shouldn't the social worker go and get the child and put her in a home?

Benji-
You would think that but it's alot more complicated.

Muriel-
Oh please, explain this.
Explain the complicativeness about this complicative situation.

Benji-
Well thank about it,
Who knows where the child is?
It has been alone forever.

Muriel-
Not forever, only since yesterday.

Benji-
OMG yesterday!
No food or water for 2 days?

Muriel-
I did it at 1 or 2 this morning.

Benji-
Well then think I'm sure the poppy had been out trying to get food for a while, the temp nanny dropped the child back off at the house, and left for vegas. So there is a starving baby out there.
She could have been stole for ever ago!
And even if the Social work does find her, there are so many channels to have to go through.

Muriel-
Well, if she has been stolen, let us hope she has been stolen by someone nice... and rich.

Benji-
Nice and rich don't normally steal.

Muriel-
But the desperate do.

Benji-
I see.

Muriel-
So, where does this lead us?

Benji-
To a really sad baby ant who was never told that its dad was dead, and was kidnapped.

Muriel-
I see... and what is the moral of the story?

Benji-
Don't kill ants.
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You heard it here first, yuns. THIS is what happens when you kill. So please, think about the thing's life before you take it. Think about what could happen if you destroy the poor innocent creature. You could be saving a baby's life.

THE END!

(This is not exciting news. I am not excited about this).